Beds are crazy, because what is a bed? A place to sleep, a spot to dream? Do beds really have dimensions? Or are we really talking about mattresses?

That's probably more accurate - so here are the dimensions of mattresses, which can be used as beds. Or forts. Or places for things to breed. Now we've taken a turn, its up to you to carry on. 

Our fitted sheets are designed to be able to accomodate the variation in mattress thickness because we know the pain of trying to reef the bloody corners in, especially that top one against the wall which is always in for a fight.

Avoid scuffed knuckles, try Plantchester.